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googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

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I loved my Thighmaster, too.

I loved my Thighmaster, too.

summeranne:

IDK but I like it.

summeranne:

IDK but I like it.

(Source: theshinysquirrel)

dicksplit:

C’MON HOWARD COUNTY GENERAL HOSPITAL LET’S GET SICKENING!!

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I realize that not sleeping for two days does things to a person’s brain, but I’m laughing maniacally in the street over this.

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Let’s meet on the street and sing this to each other.

(Source: Spotify)

littleshadylady:

Alyssa’s Secret - Twitter Questions Part 3

…and the home of the brave.