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May 15, 2013
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yourunclepat: discuss Gimme some axes. Everything else seems copacetic.

yourunclepat:

discuss

Gimme some axes. Everything else seems copacetic.

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May 15, 2013
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I’m announcing again for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon!

themichaeltorpeywebsite:

Julie Bowen, Demi Lovato, The Flaming Lips and yours truly. Tune in!

image Photo copyright: Lloyd Bishop/NBC

Spring 2002, Colgate University, Dana Arts Center

Marnie: “I think Mike wants to give acting a shot in New York.”
Jim, rolling eyes: “Good luck, idiot. Nobody makes it.”

Spring 2013, Jim eats words, watches another Chase commercial.

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May 15, 2013
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joestanton: thescore: LeBron James’ High School Stats. (via Reddit) 10-21 in the playoffs? LECHOKE Tough game against University School on January 6, huh, LeBron!? (JK, he probably played only a few minutes because SVSM annihilated us 60 to 38.)

joestanton:

thescore:

LeBron James’ High School Stats. (via Reddit)

10-21 in the playoffs? LECHOKE

Tough game against University School on January 6, huh, LeBron!? (JK, he probably played only a few minutes because SVSM annihilated us 60 to 38.)

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May 15, 2013
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My friend Katrina is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful like her music.

Tags: katrina dixon ohio

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May 14, 2013
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evanfordebarden:

chamberlain:

Chambaland - My Heart Will Do It Right (Celine Dion vs. Daft Punk)

Quick and dirty and French.

DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. DOPE. 

I’m such a fucking asshole for not losing it to this.

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Barricades increase. Women refuse to use nearby bathrooms. Standoff continues.

Barricades increase. Women refuse to use nearby bathrooms. Standoff continues.

Tags: airport fuckery

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23 of 23: women who’ve defied the yellow tape (and custodian’s pleas) and entered this bathroom, one of many bathrooms in this food court.

23 of 23: women who’ve defied the yellow tape (and custodian’s pleas) and entered this bathroom, one of many bathrooms in this food court.

Tags: i hate traveling also people newark

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May 10, 2013
LOL. GEICO GECKO, YOU’RE NOT A TENOR.

LOL. GEICO GECKO, YOU’RE NOT A TENOR.

Tags: geico gecko

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25 Most Accessed Articles on JSTOR by Secondary Schools: A Study in Nostalgia

jstor:

This seems about right. Someone please make a pie chart of these results.

If you need me, I’ll be reviewing the staples of the five-paragraph essay.

  1. “The Great Gatsby” and the Obscene Word
    College Literature
    College Literature 2005
  2. Huckleberry Finn; Or, Consequences
    PMLA
    Modern Language Association 2001
  3. Seeing through Macbeth
    PMLA
    Modern Language Association 1981
  4. Frankenstein: Creation as Catastrophe
    PMLA
    Modern Language Association 1981
  5. Revenge, Honor, and Conscience in “Hamlet”
    PMLA
    Modern Language Association 1970

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