dicksplit:

C’MON HOWARD COUNTY GENERAL HOSPITAL LET’S GET SICKENING!!

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I realize that not sleeping for two days does things to a person’s brain, but I’m laughing maniacally in the street over this.

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Let’s meet on the street and sing this to each other.

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littleshadylady:

Alyssa’s Secret - Twitter Questions Part 3

…and the home of the brave.

spork:

Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?

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My Recurring Nightmare

I wake to discover that the front door of my apartment is slightly ajar. I rush to close the door, and just before the latch clicks, I feel in my wrist the resistance of a stranger’s hand pushing from the opposite side.

stophittingyourself:

Last week I got a small ant farm for my desk at work. I recommend doing this. It is, I think, the most interesting thing you can have for the money and maintenance it requires. Today, to fulfill the singular requirement of modern ant farm upkeep, I briefly lifted the lid from the rest of the farm…

Missing comma and misplaced modifier. You’ve made my list, GuildNet.

Missing comma and misplaced modifier. You’ve made my list, GuildNet.

tyleroakley:

chicagobowls:

Deafblind Brazilian “watches” World Cup with the help of his friends - Video

THESE are real friends. Absolutely amazing.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

We all see the baby in pane four, yes?

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