February 2012
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Feb 19th
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Feb 15th
WatchWatch
olivershmoliver: Got a Valentine’s card from my wife this morning. On the sidewalk. Yeah. We’re that couple.
Feb 14th
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"Was thinking of you. Had a thrombosed hemorrhoid...
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Much worse.
Jim: OkCupid profile pic in front of the Anne Frank house. Does he not know who she was?
Halle: Oh no...the worse alternative is...he does.
Feb 13th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Simon Doonan is the Worst
Hey, Simon! Let’s analyze your piece about work clothes. “The truth of the matter is that I am simply not a helpful gay. I lack the supportive Queer Eye gene that allows one to calmly dispense quotidian advice.” Okay, so you feign ignorance like the 21-year-old who “doesn’t watch TV” and says while shrugging, “What’s a Gaga? Is that like a...
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
January 2012
14 posts
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"Are you mocking me with your blog post, my dear...
Keep it comin’.
Jan 27th
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"I spent the day at a talk about the translation...
PhD students are here to be pitied.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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That Other Show
I recognize that everyone is maniacally huffing on the dizzying fumes of Parks & Recreation’s incessant, addictive and admittedly awesome effervescence in order to forget the respective and relative Nairobis of our lives, but last week’s 30 Rock was excellent, and at some point we all have to accept that we’ll never know the touch of Adam Scott’s hyper-pursed lips.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 12th
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James Franco Will Play Robert Mapplethorpe →
I have a better idea for promoting gay rights and the gay people who fight for those gay rights: Employ gay actors. Congrats on your Oscars and insane salaries and huge Hollywood clout, Sean and Hilary and Charlize and Tom!
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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I wish I could have witnessed the melee of human...
“Also, a member of the new cleaning crew at our office was dusting the conference room, and the duster popped out of the door for a moment right near me, and I totally flipped because I thought it was a bird, so I had to explain to my poor neighbor that I’m insane.” Amending my equation: Natasha + bird any object that appears winged = magic
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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5:10pm Wikipedia Rabbit Hole: Click, Click, Click,... →
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
December 2011
12 posts
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Dec 28th
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December 14, 2011
schoolnight: Ron Babcock Jena Friedman Jonathan Fernandez Arthur Meyer and MORE Hosted by Abra Tabak! The Smitts is the MORE! There’s probably more MORE, but we’re part of it.
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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So I'm a Pollyanna
If during one of the many interviews for my current job I had said, “I see you brought in that other dude as a candidate. Man, do I have some dirt on him,” I would’ve been silenced even before I had the chance to continue. In fact, I would’ve been immediately dismissed, and my unprofessional behavior, reported to recruiters citywide, would haunt me for interviews to come....
Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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[sic]
I love you, Ke$ha. I really do. Cannibal is a great album, and you seem not to take yourself too seriously, which is refreshing. But the placement of “Only” in your seriously catchy “Only Wanna Dance with You” suggests that you want to do nothing but dance with this dude: no smooching, no sexing. Based on the lyrics of this song, (and those of your other songs, through...
Dec 5th
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Leave it to Lincoln
“If [Lincoln’s] earlier comments on the balanced budget held out inspiration for today’s Tea Party, here was some red meat for Occupy Wall Street: ‘Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration....
Dec 5th
November 2011
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"I can tell her that her book is not a novel and...
Natasha brings the heat. Against whom, do you think?
Nov 28th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 21st
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Q: "Jim, why are you a slave to structure and...
A: This email from my sister (KBS) and mom (SFS) about Thanksgiving with my dad (GSS) and me (JSS). Tuesday Prep (KBS & SFS) Make ice cream Make bittersweet choc sauce Make cornbread for stuffing  Taste Tester (Judd) Wednesday Prep Make crostata dough (JSS) Make cranberry sauce (GSS) Make GF gingersnaps & almond macaroons (KBS) Taste Tester (Judd) Wednesday Dinner Butternut Squash Soup...
Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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Nov 18th
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