February 2012
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olivershmoliver:
Got a Valentine’s card from my wife this morning. On the sidewalk.
Yeah. We’re that couple.
"Was thinking of you. Had a thrombosed hemorrhoid...
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Much worse.
Jim: OkCupid profile pic in front of the Anne Frank house. Does he not know who she was?
Halle: Oh no...the worse alternative is...he does.
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Simon Doonan is the Worst
Hey, Simon! Let’s analyze your piece about work clothes.
“The truth of the matter is that I am simply not a helpful gay. I lack the supportive Queer Eye gene that allows one to calmly dispense quotidian advice.”
Okay, so you feign ignorance like the 21-year-old who “doesn’t watch TV” and says while shrugging, “What’s a Gaga? Is that like a...
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