Bye, Raleigh

[sic]

I love you, Ke$ha. I really do. Cannibal is a great album, and you seem not to take yourself too seriously, which is refreshing.

But the placement of “Only” in your seriously catchy “Only Wanna Dance with You” suggests that you want to do nothing but dance with this dude: no smooching, no sexing. Based on the lyrics of this song, (and those of your other songs, through which you intimate a penchant for both smooching and sexing), it seems like you want to let this guy know merely that he stands out among a sea of other guys. “Wanna Dance Only with You” is what you meant to write, I think.

I’m going to listen to this song for the fifth time now.