I have a better idea for promoting gay rights and the gay people who fight for those gay rights: Employ gay actors.
Congrats on your Oscars and insane salaries and huge Hollywood clout, Sean and Hilary and Charlize and Tom!
This was awks because I was all, “Babe, I need your help in the kitchen before your parents get here.” And he was all, “Come nap with me and the girls.” And I was all, “JAMES. I think your parents HATE me. Please help me to look less like an ass than I tend to look.” And he was all, “Fine, help me up. The left side of my body is asleep, and I sorta don’t want to move.” And I was all, “UGH. Fine.” And then he pulled me onto the couch and I was all, “The cats! I crushed them! Sorry, ladies.” And the girls walked away all pissed, and James and I laughed, and then he put his nose to my nose and said, “Hi. Let’s clean the kitchen.”
Fin.
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My name is Jim Sherwin. These are bags of my poop.
